'Give me the fever that just won't break.'

Here, have some Text From Dog.

Ye gods, my friend tweeted some of the posts from 9Gag, and I've been browsing through that since morning. Yesterday morning. A lot of poo and pee jokes, but IDK IT'S JUST SO FUNNY OKAY.

SEE WHAT I MEAN? SEE? SEE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

I'm never getting these essays done on time.


- m.